爱点爱

爱生活,爱二奶。

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

When Ms Jiang wrote this sentence on the blackboard 9 years ago, I'm
the only one who can translate it into Chinese.
See it again today on vocabulary book, I think it is not that reasonable.
Trouble is to trouble.

Bernoulli distribution

-诶,你怎么来了?
-爷爷才做的包子,还是热的,快拿两个吃
-嘿,怎么想起来做包子的
-你回来又不过来玩,天气热,翩翩也不过来,我就跟爷爷说做点包子给你和翩翩
-你不舍得开空调么
-开空调闭人
-窗子打开撒,又不要关死了
-那不费电啊
-吃了饭没有啊
-我吃了的,吃完就出来的
-喝点水吧
-不喝,我马上就走
-等会儿我送你过去撒
-不要你送,我天天晚上出来转到转这么远
-我送你回去撒,我反正吃了饭也要走走
-不要你送
-哎哟,我一个星期没出门了,我下去走走

-现在早上还去听报告
-去啊
-在哪里哦
-还不是在葛洲坝俱乐部
-几点钟哦
-5点钟起来,6点就开始了
-这么早啊
-早点起来好,你爷爷不听报告天天睡懒觉,现在也5点起来
-那也太早了撒,不如多睡会儿
-那还是早点起来好
-爷爷呢
-出去转去了,在哪里看棋吧

-诶,艺儿怎么也过来了呢
-嗯,呵呵
-走走走,上楼去坐,今天下面不凉快

Bayes

Z 同学和 D 同学的牵手和分手都是多么滴让众人惊愕呀。
X 同学喜欢 Z 同学多年未果,突然好友 D 同学半路杀出, X 同学顿时坍塌,从此走上不归路。
Y 同学曾经拒绝 Z 同学,原因是碍于好友 X 同学的情面。
D 同学回 H 城见 Z 同学,却发现自己已然被甩, Z 同学跟 Y 同学在一起了。
ABCEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW 等同学纷纷表示再次震惊。

EVA 0.5

这是日本某大学的童鞋做的EVA CG
让我想起了庵野大叔大学时候做的凹凸曼同人
庵野大叔后继有人呀

We were bros n sis

Someone has to prepare the house for marriage.
Someone finds herself cannot live without him after broken up and reunites.
Someone knows the relationship some time or later will end but doesn't
want to give up.
Someone we care is dating with a guy we all dislike.
Someone has to pay for the guilt about which he is glad to tell.
Someone abandons personal feelings under the pressure from family.
Someone is fed up with girl he loved so much.
Someone more and more beautiful stays alone.

 We have one thing in common, 长大很无奈

值了

今天跑去华师值了啊,这戏真不错。
虽然在剧情上有些小的问题,后来观众和主创人员交流的时候也都提出来了,但是总体上还是很好的,至少让我再次感受到某些国产电影/电视剧的脑残。

演明澈和明清的演员是大美女哇咔咔(我坐在最后一排,嗯),神似王珞丹童鞋。
演常老板的哥们儿神似周董……有句应景的台词:『请命和闹事是你说什么就是什么的吗?』
傻三和顺子的出场绝对爆笑
白大爷的声音太过洪亮
宋忆秋的转变有点突然
我唯一的疑问是,明澈演明清太太太太……不合情理了

总结:还是华师美女多。
另外他们的观众群也很不错,暑假里居然也有这么多人,而且最后提出的意见也很好。我记得某次在樱顶大活看话剧,除了我们几个误打误撞进去的,剩下全是他们自己人自娱自乐了。

演出剧目:明清(原创)
演出时间:08月09号(周日) 19:00
演出地点:科学会堂(免票入场)

1939年,战火纷飞的中国。某日,明公馆来了一名不速之客,自称日本翻译官,强行定下日本军官与明家小姐的婚约。突遭此变,明老爷与心腹常音欲 上演狸猫换太子的戏码。谁料另一方面,毫不知情的明家小姐与丫鬟露儿正策划着另一出计谋。戏中戏,局中局。当国仇对上家恨,天真碰到阴谋,谁是最终的赢 家?两代人的恩怨情仇,错综复杂的爱恨纠葛,剔透与混沌并包的多样人性……欢迎走入《明清》,重回民国,观赏世间的悲欢离合,品味人生的五味杂陈。
《明清》是华中师范大学勾沉剧社的原创剧目。是2009大学生戏剧节展演剧目之一,于8月19、20日在九个剧场的行动剧场参加展演。在北京正式演出前,我们准备8月9日在武汉试演一场,诚邀校内外观众观看、交流!

演职人员表:
制作:孙 琦(音乐06)
编剧:徐博峰(电商03)

导演组:
张 素(音院05)
王 婧(音院05)
谭周舟(城环05)
孙 琦(音乐06)

演员组:
明财利――陈 奇(化院07)
宋忆秋――常 峰(电商03)
明 渊――谭周舟(城环05)
露 儿――叶竹馨(数统08)
明澈(清)――康 俐(湖美05)
常 音――曹逸康(文院07)
常子弦――陈 刚(音院05)
金雨哲――杨柳杭(物院06)
王南烟――彭雍清(音院05)
傻 三――刘树卓(城环06)
白大爷――王正义(化院07)
小 凤――付秋红(心理06)

职员组:
场记:张 婕(外院08)
剧务:孔祥波(心理08)
化妆:望煜晗(外院06)
宣传:杨梦迪(文院06)

Political Metaphor

RT @flypig: http://bit.ly/IIuBj 央视8.1晚会中国武警男声合唱团合唱《菊花台》,有趣的不是武警合唱周杰伦,而是建军节合唱《黄金甲》主题曲――这绝对是本世纪在大陆公映过的最具政治隐喻的电影。

RT @flypig: 没有记漏的话,《黄金甲》的“借古喻今”,比较明显地出现在这几个段落:1) 老人政治; 2) 杰王子率部围攻皇城; 3) 禁军忽然杀出,“叛党”措手不及; 4) 收缩包围圈,击盾警示,血洗广场,天亮前清理完毕; 5) 杰王子不做检讨,不让母后喝药,自裁成仁。

RT @flypig: 说起来我真是很爱《黄金甲》这部电影,前后看了三遍。张艺谋的古装三部曲里,数这部最佳,《十面埋伏》最烂。

Passage 5, Part A, 2000

2000年的一篇阅读真题,以为绝妙。

    If ambition is to be well regarded, the rewards of ambition wealth, distinction, control over one's destiny must be deemed worthy of the sacrifices made on ambition's behalf. If the tradition of ambition is to have vitality, it must be widely shared; and it especially must be highly regarded by people who are themselves admired, the educated not least among them. In an odd way, however, it is the educated who have claimed to have given up on ambition as an ideal. What is odd is that they have perhaps most benefited from ambition if not always their own then that of their parents and grandparents. There is a heavy note of hypocrisy in this, a case of closing the barn door after the horses have escaped with the educated themselves riding on them.

    Certainly people do not seem less interested in success and its signs now than formerly. Summer homes, European travel, BMWs the locations, place names and name brands may change, but such items do not seem less in demand today than a decade or two years ago. What has happened is that people cannot confess fully to their dreams, as easily and openly as once they could, lest they be thought pushing, acquisitive and vulgar. Instead, we are treated to fine hypocritical spectacles, which now more than ever seem in ample supply: the critic of American materialism with a Southampton summer home; the publisher of radical books who takes his meals in three-star restaurants; the journalist advocating participatory democracy in all phases of life, whose own children are enrolled in private schools. For such people and many more perhaps not so exceptional, the proper formulation is, "Succeed at all costs but avoid appearing ambitious."

    The attacks on ambition are many and come from various angels; its public defenders are few and unimpressive, where they are not extremely unattractive. As a result, the support for ambition as a healthy impulse, a quality to be admired and fixed in the mind of the young, is probably lower than it has ever been in the United States. This does not mean that ambition is at an end, that people no longer feel its stirrings and promptings, but only that, no longer openly honored, it is less openly professed. Consequences follow from this, of course, some of which are that ambition is driven underground, or made sly. Such, then, is the way things stand: on the left angry critics, on the right stupid supporters, and in the middle, as usual, the majority of earnest people trying to get on in life.

Are we alone?

It's the most moving TED talk I ever saw, though Jill Tarter made such a exciting thing kind of boring.

We've seen what happens when we divide an already small planet into smaller islands. And, ultimately, we actually all belong to only one tribe, to Earthlings. And SETI is a mirror, a mirror that can show us ourselves from an extraordinary perspective, and can help to trivialize the differences among us. If SETI does nothing but change the perspective of humans on this planet, then it will be one of the most profound endeavors in history.

Super Baozi

哈哈,包子男哦

老台门的包子真是好吃
张天乐说老台门应该改名叫嗷嗷叫